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El Bolson - El Perro

 
El Perro- joder, joder, joder!
 

After a relatively calm period, with less dog attacks, than I’d experienced in Tierra del Fuego, Chile and Santa Cruz, I even escaped attack from some of the street dogs in Bariloche. Though, that was probably because I’d made good friends with Negra; the adopted dog of the Patanuk hostel- they would never come near me if the smelled the scent of Negra! However, things were about to change in El Bolson!
 

El Bolson may well be described as a laid back, hippy paradise; but nobody has told the dogs yet. On my birthday, you’ll recall I decided that a day of fishing was in order. There were so many signs saying that you need permits, I decided an organised session was what was needed. I was speaking to a guy in this internet cafe and he gave me the details of a place to go for an organised trip. After a chat with Silvano, I decided that I’d cycle down to book the trip. The feeling of cycling without the burden of trailer full of camping gear is brilliant and, I thought, less likely to spook El Perro. I was wrong! As I was cycling into town from the hotel, I heard a dog barking and instinctively slowed down. As it continued to bark, I got off the bike and walked. That normally ensures a loss of interest. The challenge of trying to tear of a leg muscle is nowhere near as good, when the cyclist isn’t cycling. This was the most horrid ugly mongrel which was snarling and snapping as it dashed for me. I lifted the bike up and held it out to keep a degree of separation (as advised by all the best “how to handle dogs when you’re cycling” books). This evil beast was having none of it. It tried to get around the bike, under it and over it. My jabbing movements with the bike was having no effect. It was all for having calve, thigh, hand, arm, neck; or anything it could get its teeth into!
 

At this point a guy came out of his house. I at first thought it might be his dog, and was prepared to take him out instead of the dog; but he opened the gate and invited me in. The dog continued bark and snarl at the gate. I said thanks to the guy. He said “fucking dog- needs to be shot”. Perfect English, perfect response. It eventually went away as I walked towards the guy’s door. We chatted and explained what I was doing. He suggested that I might want to carry a gun! The dog got bored and I waited until it was out of sight. I then headed down to do my uneventful and typically unproductive day of fishing! It was relaxing and I met this German guy who invited me back to his place for a birthday celebration. I explained I had to get back to Bariloche, (a) because I need to get into Chile in the next few days and (b), because Patanuk insisted that I join them for a party.
 

This guy moved from Munster 20 years ago and he and his wife and a whole community of Europeans lived about 30km outside El Bolson in what could be best described as a hippy commune. He was clearly worse for wear having a near empty bottle of Quilmes in hand. He explained that he was an artist. I didn’t ask which art form; it seemed obvious! We had a chat about what I was doing and he explained to me what I the sort of natural food of the land I might want to consider! Knowing me however, I would find the poisonous berries, so decided that I would listen, but perhaps leave it to Bear Gryllis to eat the food of the land! I’ll stick with porridge, magi soup and pasta!
 

So with uneventful fishing complete, I aimed for Bariloche and for my birthday celebrations.